“Personally, I don’t like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she’ll fool her husband, I figure she’ll fool me.” – Orson Welles

“If there hadn’t been women we’d still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.” – Orson Welles

“My doctor told me I had to stop throwing intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people.” – Orson Welles