Jarod Kintz Quotes and Sayings

“I went fishing, and I caught a minnow. If you think that’s tiny, you should see the bait I was using. What micro fish could resist my love?” – Jarod Kintz

“The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down.” – Jarod Kintz

“It’s just a dream, I told myself. I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” – Jarod Kintz

“I’ve got a way with love. Away with love.” – Jarod Kintz

“I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.” – Jarod Kintz

“I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.” – Jarod Kintz

“I told her I’d wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who’d give me a ride home.” – Jarod Kintz