Evan Esar Quotes and Sayings

“An intelligent man believes only half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.” – Evan Esar

“Do a little more every day than you are expected to do, and soon you will be expected to do more.” – Evan Esar

“The only thing more certain than the hatred of enemies is the envy of friends.” – Evan Esar

“Charm is to a woman what perfume is to a flower.” – Evan Esar

“Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.” – Evan Esar

“A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn’t fit.” – Evan Esar

“Every bride and groom would do well to remember that in wedding, the we comes before the I.” – Evan Esar