Marriage Quotes and Sayings

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell

“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.” – Winston Churchill

“When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.” – Warren Farrell

“The strongest marriage is between two who seek the same God, the strongest friendship between two who flee the same devil.” – Robert Brault

“It takes a lot of work to put together a marriage, to put together a family and a home.” – Elizabeth Edwards

“Marriage is not about age; it’s about finding the right person.” – Sophia Bush

“Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.” – Zig Ziglar

“Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.” – Mark Twain

“Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.” – Joyce Brothers

“The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.” – Honore de Balzac

“The great marriages are partnerships. It can’t be a great marriage without being a partnership.” – Helen Mirren

“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” – Friedrich Nietzsche