
Here are Mark Twain quotes and sayings. He was a great author in the 19th century. Two of his famous novels are “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer” and “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn”. Also, check out our other picture quotes.
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” – Mark Twain
“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.” – Mark Twain
“He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.”
– Mark Twain
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. Mark Twain
“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.” – Mark Twain
“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.” – Mark Twain
“There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.” – Mark Twain
“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.” – Mark Twain