Cat Quotes and Sayings

“It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.” – Cynthia Varnado

“Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.” – Monica Edwards

“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.” – Bill Dana

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.” – Garrison Keillor

“If a cat spoke, it would say things like, ‘Hey, I don’t see the problem here’.” – Roy Blount Jr.

“Each one of our cats is a distinct, four-footed little person with an individual personality.” – Ira Rubin

“A meow massages the heart.” – Stuart McMillan

“People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around.” – Susan Easterly

“In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence.” – Rosanne Amberson

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” – Hippolyte Taine

“The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.” – Jules Reynard

“Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off.” – Michael Nelson