Navy Joke – 2

Navy Joke - 2

A Navy Commander was upset with his son’s report card. All the subjects’ e.g. shooting, strategy and tactics get terrible grades except Math which has an A. The Navy Commander said ‘Kids these days spent more time dividing than conquering’. “Well,” snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman. “I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you’ll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave.” “Not me, Chief!” the Seaman replied. “Once I get out of the Navy, I’m never going to stand in line again!”

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