Lemon Joke – 11

really long lemon joke

A girl goes to church just a few days before her wedding to confess some sins to the priest. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” “Tell all of your sins, my daughter.” “Father, last night my boyfriend made really passionate love to me seven times in a row,” she says. The priest thinks about this for quite some time and then says, “Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it.” “Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?” the girl replies. “No,” the priest says, “But it’ll wipe that grin off your face!”

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