Visitor at the zoo joke

Zoo visitor: What’s the new baby hippo’s name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don’t know, he won’t tell me.

Funny Zoo Keeper Joke

Zoo Keeper: “I’ve lost one of my elephants” Other Zoo Keeper: “Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?” Zoo Keeper: “Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”

Lioness and hunter joke

What did the lioness say to the cub chasing a hunter?
“Stop playing with your food.”

A zookeeper is ordering new animals. As he fills out the forms, he types “two mongeese.” That doesn’t look right, so he tries “two mongoose,” then “two mongooses.” Giving up, he types, “One mongoose, and while you’re at it, send another one.”

Irishman Zoo Joke

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.

Funny Penguin Zoo Joke

A man is driving down the freeway with his two pet penguins when he gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. After the cop hands over the speeding ticket to the driver, he notices the 2 penguins. The cop informs the driver that he must take the penguins to the zoo. The driver agrees to do so. Two months later, the same man is pulled over by the same cop for speeding. The cop notices the penguins again only now they are wearing sunglasses and eating ice cream. The cop says, “I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.” The man responds, “I did take them to the zoo, now I’m taking them to the beach.”