Yo Mama Jokes and Puns

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her what’s she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!

Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.

Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.