World of Warcraft Jokes and Puns

How does a druid cut his hair?
Eclipse it

How does a Tauren hide in a cherry bush? He paints his hooves red.

What do you call 10 tauren and 1 gnome on a field? Football!

A tauren is standing in a river, surrounded by 20 Gnome Mages that specialize in Frost Magic. How will he get out?
Wet and cold.

Azeroth – the only place where “Rage issues” means you’re not angry enough.

Why did the Gnome cross the road?
A mage polymorphed him into a chicken.

How many Dwarves it take to screw a lightbulb?
Eleven. One to hold the lightbulb and ten to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why do only high level warriors and paladins get invited to dinner parties? No one else can use plate.

“So then she says to me: ‘What big teeth you have’; I mean, what do you say to that?” Worgen Male

How do you stop a Warrior from charging?
You take away his credit card!

What is Arena? A place where some virtual humanoids bash at each other for 10 minutes and then the Warlock wins.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Interupting Tauren.
Interupting Tauren W….
WAR STOMP!