Funny Marriage Joke - 52

Funny Marriage Joke – 52

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up.
‘Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship, ‘the wife explained.’ He was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts. He communicates really well and I just act like I’m listening.’

Funny Popular Joke - 45

Funny Popular Joke – 45

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?” She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”

Funny Family Jokes-31

Funny Family Joke – 31

A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: “Making a call.”
One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call.
The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order.
Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call.
The boy returns, that mom says, “If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house.”

Funny Popular Joke - 103

Funny Popular Joke – 103

A man asks a woman, “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?” The woman responds, “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Funny Family Jokes-47

Funny Family Joke – 45

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”

Her mother replied, “Well, every time you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and said, “Mama, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Funny Birthday Joke - 3

Funny Birthday Joke – 3

It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ she said. Just give me something with diamonds. That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.

Funny Family Jokes-45

Funny Family Joke – 43

Genuine advert in New York Newspaper:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannia. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.
Got married last weekend. Wife knows fucking everything.

Funny Popular Joke - 16

Funny Popular Joke – 16

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

Funny Popular Joke - 10

Funny Popular Joke – 10

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.

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