Winter Jokes and Puns

Winters are fierce in Minnesota where he lives, so the owner of a construction project felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman. Noticing, however, that the foreman wasn’t wearing the earmuffs even on the bitterest day, the project manager asked, “Didn’t you like the muffs?” The Foreman said, “They’re a thing of beauty.” “Why don’t you wear them?” The Project Manager said. The Foreman explained, “I was wearing them the first day, and somebody offered to buy me lunch, but I didn’t hear him! Never again, never again!” 

How do you keep from getting cold feet? Don’t go around BRRfooted! 

What do you call a snowman party? A snowball 

What does a cyclist ride in the winter? An icicle. 

What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck. 

What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? “Where were you on the night of September to March?” 

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. 

Why was the snowman sad? Cause he had a meltdown. 

What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic? Cold cream. 

What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall? “Dam!” 

What’s a sign that you have an irrational fear of icebergs? You start having water-tight compartments installed in your pants. 

If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for? Snowbows