Vampire Jokes and Puns

Q: Why does the vampire wear patent leather shoes?
A: Sandals don’t look good with his tuxedo!

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange!

Where does vampire get all his jokes?
From a crypt writer!

What do you call the referee in a Transylvanian soccer game?
A Vumpire.

What did the vampire have for dessert last night?
Whine & Ice scream!

How did the vampire fall in love with his wife?
It was love at first bite!!

Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had the best circulation.

Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.

Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.

Why do vampires scare people?
They are bored to death!

What’s a vampire’s favorite sport?
Batminton.

What is Transylvania?
Dracula’s Terror-Tory!