
Vampire shoe joke
Q: Why does the vampire wear patent leather shoes?
A: Sandals don’t look good with his tuxedo!
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Q: Why does the vampire wear patent leather shoes?
A: Sandals don’t look good with his tuxedo!
Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had the best circulation.