
Valentines Day lie joke
Dear men, “I don’t want anything for Valentine’s Day” is the same as “I’m fine.” You’re welcome.
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Dear men, “I don’t want anything for Valentine’s Day” is the same as “I’m fine.” You’re welcome.
What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day? Happy Independence Day!
What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? Somebunny loves you!
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Every Valentine’s Day our campus newspaper has a section for student messages. Last year my roommate surprised his girlfriend with roses and dinner at a fancy restaurant. When they returned from their date, she leafed through the paper to see if he had written a note to her. Near the bottom of one page she found: “Bonnie—What are you looking here for? Aren’t dinner and flowers enough? Love, Scott.”
What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine’s Day? I love you beary much!