Valentines Day Jokes and Puns

Dear men, “I don’t want anything for Valentine’s Day” is the same as “I’m fine.” You’re welcome.

What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day? Happy Independence Day!

What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? Somebunny loves you!

Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts!

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

Q: Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?
A: She stole his heart.

What did the paper clip say to the magnet? “I find you very attractive.”

I’m gonna spend Valentine ’s Day with my ex…… Box 360.

What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.

Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Girl: Yes, February 14th.

Every Valentine’s Day our campus newspaper has a section for student messages. Last year my roommate surprised his girlfriend with roses and dinner at a fancy restaurant. When they returned from their date, she leafed through the paper to see if he had written a note to her. Near the bottom of one page she found: “Bonnie—What are you looking here for? Aren’t dinner and flowers enough? Love, Scott.”

What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine’s Day? I love you beary much!