
Here are funny umbrella jokes and puns. These jokes about umbrellas will make kids and adults laugh. Enjoy! We also have lots of other funny jokes categories for you to check out after.
Why did the man put his umbrella away and open his wallet? He was hoping for some change in the weather.
Broccoli: I look like a tree. Walnut: I look like a brain. Mushroom: I look like an umbrella. Banana: Dude! Change the topic.
What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet? An elephant with an umbrella!