Tree Jokes and Puns

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree? Wave

How do trees get online? They just log in.

What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started a new branch 

Why did the pine tree get into trouble? Because it was being knotty 

Did you hear the one about the oak tree? It’s a corn-y one! 

What did the little tree say to the big tree? Leaf me alone! 

How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark!

What kind of tree can fit into your hand? A palm tree! 

What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber! 

Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green! 

What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you! 

What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks!