Choo Choo Joke

Choo Choo Joke

What is the difference between a school teacher and a steam locomotive? The school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, while the locomotive says “Choo Choo Choo!” 

Damsels In Distress Joke

Damsels In Distress Joke

Why is the track gauge 4′ 8-1/2″ wide? Because it is the mean distance between the neck and ankles of damsels in distress.

Train Gaurd Joke

Train Gaurd Joke

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train guard? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.

Electric Train Joke

Electric Train Joke

If an electric train is heading north, which way would the steam be coming out? There wouldn’t be any. It’s an electric train.

Train Home Joke

Train Home Joke

What happened to the man that took the 5 o’clock train home? He had to give it back!

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