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What is the difference between a school teacher and a steam locomotive? The school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, while the locomotive says “Choo Choo Choo!”
Why is the track gauge 4′ 8-1/2″ wide? Because it is the mean distance between the neck and ankles of damsels in distress.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train guard? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
If an electric train is heading north, which way would the steam be coming out? There wouldn’t be any. It’s an electric train.
Why don’t elephants like to ride on trains? Because they hate leaving their trunks in the baggage car.