Railway Joke
Why is the railroad angry? Because people are always crossing it!
Train Jokes and Puns
Funny train jokes and puns for kids and adults. These clean jokes are great for everyone to laugh at. But we also have other funny jokes categories.
Choo Choo Joke
What is the difference between a school teacher and a steam locomotive? The school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, while the locomotive says “Choo Choo Choo!”
Damsels In Distress Joke
Why is the track gauge 4′ 8-1/2″ wide? Because it is the mean distance between the neck and ankles of damsels in distress.
Train Gaurd Joke
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train guard? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
Marry Trains Joke
Why did the geared locomotives never marry? They were the only ones never coupled
Model Train Joke
Why was the Model Railroader tossed out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Humming Train Joke
Why is that train engine humming? It doesn’t know the words.
Electric Train Joke
If an electric train is heading north, which way would the steam be coming out? There wouldn’t be any. It’s an electric train.
Elaphants on Trains Joke
Why don’t elephants like to ride on trains? Because they hate leaving their trunks in the baggage car.
Train Home Joke
What happened to the man that took the 5 o’clock train home? He had to give it back!
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