Funny Thanksgiving Joke - 6

Funny Thanksgiving Joke – 6

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went. “Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!” said the daughter. “Did it not taste good?” her mother asked. “I don’t know,” the blonde said. “It wouldn’t sit still!”

Funny Thanksgiving Joke - 3

Funny Thanksgiving Joke – 3

Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day?
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.

Funny Family Jokes-50

Funny Family Joke – 48

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.  People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Funny Thanksgiving Joke - 2

Funny Thanksgiving Joke – 2

A man was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”

Funny Thanksgiving Joke - 1

Funny Thanksgiving Joke – 1

A grandma was showing the children a painting of the Pilgrim Family on a Thanksgiving Day card that they had received and she commented, ‘The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their mothers and fathers and praying to God.’
One of the grandson looked at her doubtfully and asked, ‘Then why is their father carrying that rifle?’

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