
Technology Joke – 8
Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn’t come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? “Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch.”
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Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn’t come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? “Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch.”
A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: “Windows frozen”. The husband send answer back: “Pour some warm water over them”. Sometime later husband receives answer from his wife: “The computer is completely fucked now”.
I named my hard drive “dat ass,” so once a month my computer asks if I want to “back dat ass up.”
I decided to make my password “incorrect” because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, “Your password is incorrect.”
My Wi-Fi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill.
How irresponsible people are.
Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google as a search engine. The other 50% of them use it to check and see if their internet is connected.
Mother: “Sweetie, make a Christmas wish.”
Girl: “I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa’s computer.”
Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!