Technology Joke - 8

Technology Joke – 8

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn’t come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? “Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch.”

Technology Joke - 6

Technology Joke – 6

A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: “Windows frozen”. The husband send answer back: “Pour some warm water over them”. Sometime later husband receives answer from his wife: “The computer is completely fucked now”.

Technology Joke - 9

Technology Joke – 9

I decided to make my password “incorrect” because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, “Your password is incorrect.”

Technology Joke - 12

Technology Joke – 12

My Wi-Fi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill.
How irresponsible people are.

Technology Joke - 18

Technology Joke – 18

Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google as a search engine. The other 50% of them use it to check and see if their internet is connected.

Technology Joke - 4

Technology Joke – 4

Mother: “Sweetie, make a Christmas wish.”
Girl: “I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa’s computer.”

Technology Joke - 5

Technology Joke – 5

Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!

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