Tea Jokes and Puns

Humans are like tea bags. They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water.

What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.

How to drink hot tea:
1. Make cup of tea
2. Sip tea
3. Tea is too hot
4. Let tea cool
5. Forget you have a cup of tea

What does a teapot say to its lover?
O, dajarling!

How long does it take tea to ship on the slow boat from China?
Oolong time!

What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.

What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.

What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.

What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.

Remember the tea kettle, though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing.

What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.

What do you drink before you audition for “The Voice” ? Tea-Lo Green.