Tea Jokes and Puns

Humans are like tea bags. They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water.

What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.

How to drink hot tea:
1. Make cup of tea
2. Sip tea
3. Tea is too hot
4. Let tea cool
5. Forget you have a cup of tea

How long does it take tea to ship on the slow boat from China?
Oolong time!

What does a teapot say to its lover?
O, dajarling!

What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.

What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.

What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.

What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.

Remember the tea kettle, though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing.

What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.

What do you drink before you audition for “The Voice” ? Tea-Lo Green.