Superhero Jokes and Puns

What’s the difference between Batman and a robber? Batman can go into a store without robin!

Q: What is Thor’s favorite food?
A: Thor-tillas.

What does Peter Parker tell people when they ask what he does for a living?
He says he’s a web designer.

Q: What is a superhero’s favorite part of the joke?
A: The “punch” line!

I went to the DVD rental store and asked if I could have Batman Forever. The guy said, “No, just 24 hours like the others.”

What do you call it when Iron Man does a cartwheel? A ferrous wheel.

Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?
A: Superbowl.

What’s the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
Iron Man is a super hero. Iron Woman is a command.

Q: Why is Superman’s shirt so tight?
A: Because it’s a size S!

Q: Where’s Spiderman’s home page?
A: On the World Wide Web.

Why did Spiderman join the swim team?
Because he had webbed feet!