Star Wars Jokes and Puns

What do you get when you cross a sith lord with an elephant? An elevader. 

What does Kylo Ren serve at a dinner party? First hors d’oeuvres.

What do you call Stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Game of Clones.

When did Anakin Skywalker become evil? In the sith grade!

What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause? A Hand Solo!

What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi.

What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panicking Skywalker.

Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars,
may the force be with you.

Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?
Because he’s always a little short.

What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant? I find your lack of steak disturbing. 

Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? Because he’s always making new friends.