Squirrel Spider Joke
What do you get when you cross a spider and a squirrel? A bug that will run up your leg and eat your nuts.
Squirrel Jokes and Puns
Here are funny squirrel jokes and puns for kids to enjoy and laugh at as well as adults. These jokes about squirrels are nice and clean yet silly enough to suit all humors. We also have other funny jokes categories.
Solving Crimes Joke
What do you call an animal that solves crimes? Squirrel-lock Holmes.
Irish Squirrel Joke
How do you catch an Irish squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a green pistachio nut.
Carpenter Squirrel Joke
How do you catch a carpenter squirrel (definition: a squirrel that likes power tools)? Go to Home Depot and pretend to be nut-wood.
Racing Squirrel Joke
What did the bird say to the racing squirrel? You walnut beat that!
Macadamia Nut Joke
Why couldn’t the squirrel eat the macadamia nut? It was one tough nut to crack.
Skinny Jeans Joke
Why don’t squirrels wear skinny jeans? Because their nuts won’t fit.
Squirrel and Boy Joke
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb gun in one hand and a squirrel in the other. “Now Listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you” “In that case,” said the boy. “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”
Rich Squirrel Joke
How do you catch a rich squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a cashew.
English Squirrel Joke
How do you catch an English Squirrel? Climb a tree and act like nutty.
European Squirrel Joke
How do you catch a European Squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a metric nut.
Squirrel Nutmeg Joke
How do you catch a squirrel for the holidays? Climb a tree and act like nutmeg.
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