
Squirrel Spider Joke
What do you get when you cross a spider and a squirrel? A bug that will run up your leg and eat your nuts.
Here are funny squirrel jokes and puns for kids to enjoy and laugh at as well as adults. These jokes about squirrels are nice and clean yet silly enough to suit all humors. We also have other funny jokes categories.
What do you get when you cross a spider and a squirrel? A bug that will run up your leg and eat your nuts.
How do you catch an Irish squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a green pistachio nut.
How do you catch a carpenter squirrel (definition: a squirrel that likes power tools)? Go to Home Depot and pretend to be nut-wood.
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb gun in one hand and a squirrel in the other. “Now Listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you” “In that case,” said the boy. “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”