Squirrel Spider Joke

Squirrel Spider Joke

What do you get when you cross a spider and a squirrel? A bug that will run up your leg and eat your nuts. 

Carpenter Squirrel Joke

Carpenter Squirrel Joke

How do you catch a carpenter squirrel (definition: a squirrel that likes power tools)? Go to Home Depot and pretend to be nut-wood. 

Squirrel and Boy Joke

Squirrel and Boy Joke

A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb gun in one hand and a squirrel in the other. “Now Listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you” “In that case,” said the boy. “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go” 

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