Squirrel Spider Joke

Squirrel Spider Joke

What do you get when you cross a spider and a squirrel? A bug that will run up your leg and eat your nuts. 

Carpenter Squirrel Joke

Carpenter Squirrel Joke

How do you catch a carpenter squirrel (definition: a squirrel that likes power tools)? Go to Home Depot and pretend to be nut-wood. 

Hunting and Squirrels Joke

Hunting and Squirrels Joke

A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said “Stay here and be very QUIET. I’ll be across the field.” A few minutes later, the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. “What’s wrong?” the father asked. “I told you to be quiet.” The son answered” “Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.” “But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, should we eat them here or take them with us?” “I guess I just panicked”.” 

Joke about Police and Squirrels

Joke about Police and Squirrels

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of Squirrels. He pulls the guy over and says… “You can’t drive around with squirrels in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The guy says “OK”… and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of squirrels, and they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands… “I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo yesterday?” The guy replies… “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!” 

Squirrel and Boy Joke

Squirrel and Boy Joke

A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb gun in one hand and a squirrel in the other. “Now Listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you” “In that case,” said the boy. “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go” 

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