Funny Little Johnny Joke -14

Funny Little Johnny Joke -14

During the soccer match Little Johnny sits in the front row. His friend asks: How did you get tickets? From my brother – responds Petya. And where is your brother? At home. Looking for his ticket.

Wrestler Sport Joke

Wrestler Sport Joke

Three heavyweight men; an American, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The American jumped off and shouted “God save America!” The English man jumped off and shouted “God Save The Queen!” The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted “God save the person who I land on!”

Funny Blonde Joke -2

Funny Blonde Joke – 2

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello? It’s only 25 cents!”

Panda Walks Into a Bar Joke

Panda Walks Into a Bar Joke

A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. “Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!” Sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”

Seniors Sport Joke

Seniors Sport Joke

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. “These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained. “These fairways seem to be getting longer too,” said one of the others. “The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too,” said the third senior. After hearing enough from his Senior buddies, the oldest, and the wisest of the four of them at 87 years old, piped up and said… “Quit your dang complaining and just be thankful we’re still on the right side of the grass!”

Funny Sport Joke

Funny Sport Joke

I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my PlayStation.

Bicycle Sport Joke

Bicycle Sport Joke

Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France’s on DRUGS! When I’m on drugs, I can’t even FIND my bicycle.

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