Spider Jokes and Puns

Why are spiders great tennis players?
Cause they have great topspin.

How do spiders communicate?
Through the World Wide Web.

Q: What do you call an undercover spider?
A: A spy-der.

Q: Why did the spider move into the haunted house?
A: Ghosts can’t break their webs!

Why can’t spiders become pilots?
Because they only know how to tailspin.

What do you call a big irish spider?
Paddy long legs!

Q: Why do spiders have eight legs!
A: Because if they had six they would be bugs!

Q: Why did the spider buy a sports car?
A: So he could take it out for a spin.

Q: What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
A: The web is the trick and you are the Treat!

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
You’re spinning me a yarn here!

Why are spiders like tops?
They are always spinning!

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tire?
A spinning wheel!