
Here are funny spider jokes and puns. These jokes about spiders and spider web puns are great for kids and perfect to share during Halloween. Enjoy! Also, check out our other animal jokes.
Q: Why did the spider move into the haunted house?
A: Ghosts can’t break their webs!
Q: Why do spiders have eight legs!
A: Because if they had six they would be bugs!
Q: Why did the spider buy a sports car?
A: So he could take it out for a spin.
Q: What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
A: The web is the trick and you are the Treat!
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
You’re spinning me a yarn here!