Football fans in a church joke

Football fans in a church joke

Three old football fans are in a church praying for their teams. The first one asks, “Oh Lord when will Manchester City stop buying the refs?” God Replies, “In the next five years.” “But I’ll be dead by then,” says the man. The second one asks, “Oh Lord, when will Manchester United stop buying the refs?” The Good Lord – answers, “In the next ten years.” “But I’ll be dead by then,” says the man. The third one asks, “Oh Lord when will Barcelona stop buying the refs?”. God answers, “I’ll be dead by then!”

Soccer Joke - 1

Soccer Joke – 1

During the soccer match Little Johnny sits in the front row.
His friend asks: How did you get tickets? From my brother – responded Petya. And where is your brother? At home. Looking for his ticket.

Soccer Joke - 3

Soccer Joke – 3

A man went to doctor, “Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer.” The doctor says, “Take these pills, they will help you sleep better.” The man, “I can’t take them, tonight is the final game.”

Liverpool soccer joke

Liverpool soccer joke

How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just sit around talking about how good the old one was.

Soccer Joke - 10

Soccer Joke – 10

Girl: What jersey should I buy?
Guy: Buy a goalie’s jersey!
Girl: Why?
Guy: So I can tell people my girlfriend’s a keeper.

Soccer fan joke

Three fans were talking about the sad state of their local club;
The first fan blamed…: “I blame the manager; if we could sign better players, we’d be a great club.”
The second fan blamed…: “I blame the players; if they made more effort, I’m sure we would score more goals.”
The third fan blamed…: “I blame my parents; if I had been born in a different town, I’d be supporting a decent team.”

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