
Snail Joke – 6
Why did the shy snail drink?
To come out of his shell!’
Why did the other snail drink?
Because he was an alcoholic!’
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Why did the shy snail drink?
To come out of his shell!’
Why did the other snail drink?
Because he was an alcoholic!’
A snail walks into a bank to make a deposit. Then a turtle comes in and robs the bank. Afterward, the police are interviewing the snail and asks him to recount what had happened. The snail says, “I don’t know, it all happened so fast.”
A man goes to a Halloween party with a woman on his back.
The host asks him, “And what are you?”
The man says, “I’m a snail.”
The host says, “And who’s that on your back?”
And the man says, “That’s Michelle!”
How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty? The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads “clean me”!
Why did the snail cross the road?
I don’t know but I’ll let you know when it gets here.
What’s the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest and leaves a trail everywhere, and the other is a snail.