Snail Joke - 6

Snail Joke – 6

Why did the shy snail drink?
To come out of his shell!’
Why did the other snail drink?
Because he was an alcoholic!’

Snail Joke - 10

Snail Joke – 10

A snail walks into a bank to make a deposit. Then a turtle comes in and robs the bank. Afterward, the police are interviewing the snail and asks him to recount what had happened. The snail says, “I don’t know, it all happened so fast.”

Snail Joke - 1

Snail Joke – 1

A man goes to a Halloween party with a woman on his back.
The host asks him, “And what are you?”
The man says, “I’m a snail.”
The host says, “And who’s that on your back?”
And the man says, “That’s Michelle!”

Snail Joke - 7

Snail Joke – 7

Why did the snail cross the road?
I don’t know but I’ll let you know when it gets here.

Snail Joke - 3

Snail Joke – 3

What’s the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest and leaves a trail everywhere, and the other is a snail.

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