Short Joke – 10
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry.
Short Jokes and Puns
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Short Joke – 7
Why did the dinosaur walk across the road?
Because chickens were not invented yet.
Short Joke – 1
What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes.
Short Joke – 9
You should always give 100% at work…
12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday.
Short Joke – 8
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Short Joke – 12
I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people.
But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
Short Joke – 3
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won’t stop to ask directions.
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