Short Joke – 10

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry.

Short Joke – 6

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

Why do Farts stink?
So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.

Why did the dinosaur walk across the road?
Because chickens were not invented yet.

What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes.

You should always give 100% at work…
12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday.

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Paul.

What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people.
But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? FO DRIZZLE!

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won’t stop to ask directions.