
Short Joke – 10
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry.
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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry.
What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes.
You should always give 100% at work…
12% Monday; 23% Tuesday; 40% Wednesday; 20% Thursday; 5% Friday.
I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people.
But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won’t stop to ask directions.