Funny Sexist Joke - 24

Funny Sexist Joke – 24

At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, “Will you dance with me, please?” The arrogant girl says, “I don’t dance with a kid.” The taken back boy apologized, “I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant.”

Funny Sexist Joke - 27

Funny Sexist Joke – 27

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Funny Sexist Joke - 28

Funny Sexist Joke – 28

MOVIE RATINGS EXPLAINED: G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The good guy gets the girl. R: The bad guy gets the girl. X: Everybody gets the girl!

Funny Sexist Joke - 13

Funny Sexist Joke – 13

Officer: “Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake.”
Lady: “Why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes?”
Officer: “Well, that’s not prohibited.”

Funny Sexist Joke - 22

Funny Sexist Joke – 22

A guy came home to his wife and said to her, “Guess what? I’ve found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!” “That’s great,” his wife said. “Yeah, I thought so too,” he agreed. “You start on Monday.”

Funny Sexist Joke - 8

Funny Sexist Joke – 8

Girl: “Girls are better than boys.”
Boy: “Then why did God make boys first?”
Girl: “Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy.”

Funny Sexist Joke - 1

Funny Sexist Joke – 1

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: “We better get some support before someone thinks we’re nuts!”

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