Edible Scrabble Game Joke

Suspect there will never be an edible version of Scrabble, but if there is, I’ll eat my words.

Playing scrabble joke

I was playing scrabble with my dad when he spelt the word “stneve”. It was an unexpected turn of events.

Cid
Tef
Noka
Ikat
Ta
Qi
Zol
All reasons I don’t play Scrabble.

Wife: OMG the baby just swallowed some Scrabble tiles!
Me: Which ones?
Wife: BLTOUR & E
Me: Well, that could spell trouble

I am sallow because I was playing Scrabble and accidentally swallowed a W.

I spelled ABBREVIATION in Scrabble but had to take it back, apparently, there are absolutely “No Abbreviations” allowed in the game.

Congratulations to my friend who won a local Scrabble tournament. He’s celebrating with a night on the tiles.

Scrabble is all fun and games until someone loses an i.

They’ve set up giant Scrabble in a local park.
Was going to have a go, but the Q was too big.

How many Scrabble players does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don’t actually know, but it’s on a triple word score anyway.

Playing Scrabble with a 9-year-old takes the patience of a saint. Ipso facto I’m a saint.

Scrabble is all fun and games until someone loses an I.