Funny Science Joke - 13

Funny Science Joke – 13

A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, “Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?” The photon says, “No thanks, I’m traveling light.”

Funny Science Joke - 12

Funny Science Joke – 12

Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, “Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal.”

Funny Science Joke - 6

Funny Science Joke – 6

An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.

Funny Science Joke - 4

Funny Science Joke – 4

Q: What element is a girl’s future best friend? A: Carbon.
Explanation: “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend” is a well-known saying. Diamonds are created from carbon under extreme pressurize and over time, so carbon will eventually become “a girl’s best friend” — hence her “future best friend.”

Funny Science Joke - 3

Funny Science Joke – 3

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.
Explanation: H20 is the molecular formula for water. But H2O2 is the molecular formula for hydrogen peroxide, which will kill you if you drink it

Funny Science Joke - 2

Funny Science Joke – 2

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
Explanation: The glass is always completely full of something, be it a solid, liquid, or gas — unless the entire thing is in a vacuum and all the atoms are removed.

Funny Science Joke - 1

Funny Science Joke – 1

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
Explanation: The atomic symbol for oxygen and potassium are “O” and “K,” respectively. They get together they spell OK.

Funny Blonde Joke -26

Funny Blonde Joke – 26

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette were thinking about what they would do if they went to space. The redhead said, “I would adopt a Martian.” The brunette said, “I would give Pluto some steroids.” The Blonde said, “I would go to the sun.” The redhead replied, “But you would burn up and die.” The blonde responded, “Not if I went at night.”

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