Science Joke - 37

Science Joke – 37

A man walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and says,
“Give me ten times the number of drinks everyone has in this bar!”
The bartender says, “Wow. That’s an order of magnitude.”

Science Joke - 39

Science Joke – 39

Rene Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink.
The bartender asks him if he would like another.
“I think not,” he says and vanishes in a puff of logic.

Funny Sexist Joke - 9

Funny Sexist Joke – 9

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional.” The second guy says, “I’m a DINK. You know, double income, no kids.” The third guy says, “I’m a RUB. You know, rich urban biker.” They turn to the woman and ask, “So what are you?” The woman replies, “I’m a WIFE. You know – Wash, Iron, F***, Etc.”

Funny Sexist Joke - 5

Funny Sexist Joke – 5

A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m going to commit suicide,” she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?” She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she’s finished, the tough, hairy biker says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That’s a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?” “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl…”

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