Science Joke - 7

Science Joke – 7

Higgs Boson goes to the Vatican. The pope says “What you doing here Higgs?”
Higgs replies “You can’t have mass without me!”

Funny Science Joke - 5

Funny Science Joke – 5

Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
“Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive.”

Science Joke - 1

Science Joke – 1

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, “How much for a drink?”
The bartender replied, “For you, no charge.”

Funny Popular Joke - 38

Funny Popular Joke – 38

A science teacher tells his class, “Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773.” A blonde student responds, “Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it.”

Funny Alcohol Jokes - 2

Funny Alcohol Joke – 2

“Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn’t drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.”

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