Funny School Joke - 13

Funny School Joke – 13

Johnny’s teacher told the class to say a sentence using the word beautiful twice. A girl sitting next to Johnny said, “My mother put on a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.” The teacher said “Very good.” Johnny raised his hand and said, “Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father she was pregnant and he said, ‘Beautiful, fucking beautiful!'”

Funny School Joke - 6

Funny School Joke – 6

An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”

Funny School Joke - 3

Funny School Joke – 3

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.” Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s mom asked, “Really small, was it?” Sally replied, “No, salty.” Mom fainted.

Funny School Joke - 2

Funny School Joke – 2

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?” Sarah waves her hand, “Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!” Miss Rogers says, “All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?” Sarah says, “Mas-tur-bate.” Miss Rogers smiles and says, “Wow, Sarah, that’s a mouthful.” Sarah says, “No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a blowjob.”

Funny Little Johnny Joke -16

Funny Little Johnny Joke -16

The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, “My daddy fell in a well last week.” “Good Lord!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he OK?” “He must be,” said Little Johnny. “He stopped calling for help yesterday.”

Funny Little Johnny Joke -2

Funny Little Johnny Joke -2

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, “Children, I’d like you to close your eyes and taste these.” The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. I’ll give you a hint,” said the teacher. “It’s something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time.” Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, “Quick! Spit’em out! They’re assholes!”

Funny Family Jokes-4

Funny Family Joke – 4

A young boy comes home from school in a bad mood. His father asks him, “What’s wrong, son?” The kid tells his dad that he’s upset because another kid has been teasing him and calling him gay. The father says, “Punch him in the face next time he does that. I bet he’ll stop.” The kid replies, “Yeah, but he’s so cute!”

Funny School Joke - 32

Funny School Joke – 32

At the end of the semester, a 10th-grade chemistry teacher asked her students what was the most important thing that they learned in lab. A student promptly raised his hand and said, “Never lick the spoon.”

Funny School Joke - 22

Funny School Joke – 22

Two fathers chat outside school in the morning; “Bill, have you solved your son’s math problems?” “Yes, man, I did. Why?” “Can you quickly give them to me, so I can copy them…?”

Funny School Joke - 15

Funny School Joke – 15

Boy: “I got an F in arithmetic.” Father: “Why?” Boy: “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ‘6’” Father: “But that’s right!” Boy: “Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?'” Father: “What’s the fucking difference?” Boy: “That’s exactly what I said!”

Funny School Joke - 4

Funny School Joke – 4

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

Latest Funny Joke-10

Latest Funny Joke-10

A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

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