Robot Jokes and Puns

What’s a robot’s favorite book? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Wire.

Why are robots shy? Because they have hardware and software but no underware.

Two robots run in to a bar, the third one had a better driver

In 40 years robots will be doing most of the work Humans don’t want to do; Especially illegal robots from Mexico.

What did the robot say to his new bride? We are wired up now baby!

Why was the robot bankrupt? He had used all his cache.

Why did the robot go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

What is a robot’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!

Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pushing his buttons!

Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was programmed to do it.

Why did the robot go back to robot school? Because his skills were getting a little rusty!