Silly McDonald's Joke

Silly McDonald’s Joke

How many McDonald’s counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Restaurant Waiter Joke

Restaurant Waiter Joke

First Man: “Waiter, bring me a cup of tea!” Second Man: “Bring me a cup of tea, too, and be sure the cup is clean.”
Waiter, bringing the tea: “Two cups of tea! And which of you ordered the clean cup?”

Restaurant Joke - 3

Restaurant Joke – 3

Julius Cesar walks up to the bartender and says “Give me a martinus” the bartender says “you mean a martini” Cesar says “listen if I wanted two I would have asked for two!”

Restaurant Joke - 4

Restaurant Joke – 4

A German walk up to the bartender and says “Two martinis mein Herr” the bartender says “Dry?”
The German says “Nein, I only want two!”

Funny Restaurant Joke

Funny Restaurant Joke

Guy in a library walks up to the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.” Librarian responds, “Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?” Guy says, “Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”

Restaurant Air Condition Joke

Restaurant Air Condition Joke

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest. “Oh, I really don’t care or mind,” said the waiter with a smile. “We don’t even have an air conditioner.”

Chinese Restaurant Joke

Chinese Restaurant Joke

An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table. “This is the breast of the duck; this the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc.” Then came the dish that the American knew was chicken. He waited for the explanation. Silence. “Well?” he finally asked, “What’s this?” The waiter replied, “It’s a friend of duck.”

Restaurant Take Away Joke

Restaurant Take Away Joke

Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. “I want two hamburgers,” he said. “One with onions, and one without.” The counter man: “Okay. Which one’s without the onions?”

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