Funny Popular Joke - 44

Funny Popular Joke – 44

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

Funny Clean Joke - 41

Funny Clean Joke – 35

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says, “Dude, I’m Jesus Christ!” And the priest says, “No son, you’re not.” So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, “Man, I’m Jesus Christ!” Then the priest says, “No son, you’re not.” Finally, the drunk had enough and said, “Here, I’ll prove it.” He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says, “Jesus Christ, you’re back AGAIN?”

Funny Sexist Joke - 8

Funny Sexist Joke – 8

Girl: “Girls are better than boys.”
Boy: “Then why did God make boys first?”
Girl: “Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy.”

Funny School Joke - 5

Funny School Joke – 5

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

Funny Clean Joke - 22

Funny Clean Joke – 20

Two little boys were known troublemakers, stealing everything they could get their hands, even from the church. One day a priest stopped one of the boys and asked, “Where is God?” The boy shrugged and the priest repeated, “Where is God?” The boy ran out of the cathedral crying to his home where he hid in a closet. Eventually, his brother found him and asked, “What’s wrong?” The crying boy replied, “We’re in trouble now! God is missing and they think we took him!”

Religious Jokes - 6

Religious Jokes – 6

A husband and wife are in church. The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says to the wife, “Wake your husband up!” The wife answers, “You’re the one who made him fall asleep, you wake him up.

Funny Blonde Joke -25

Funny Blonde Joke – 25

A blonde woman, a priest, a pilot, and a high schooler are all on a crashing plane. There are only enough parachutes to save three of them, and the pilot is the first to jump out. He grabs a parachute and says, “I’m a pilot! People need me to fly planes!” and then jumps out. The blonde is next to jump out. She grabs a parachute and says, “My hair won’t look pretty if I’m dead!” and then jumps out. The priest then says to the high schooler, “Son, I’ve lived my life to its fullest and I am surely ready to join God in heaven.” The high schooler then hands a parachute to the priest and puts another parachute on himself. The priest is shocked and asks the high schooler, “Oh Lord! Where did you find this extra parachute?” The high schooler replies, “The blonde lady took my backpack!”

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