Reindeer Joke – 1
How can Santa’s sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
Reindeer Jokes and Puns
Time for funny reindeer jokes and puns. Perfect to share with your friends and family during Christmas. Also, check out our other funny jokes categories.
Reindeer earmuff joke
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs? Anything you want because he can’t hear you!
Reindeer school joke
Did Rudolph go to a regular school? No, he was “elf”-taught!
Corny reindeer joke
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? She’d go to a “re-tail” shop for a new one!
Reindeer Joke – 4
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Reindeer Joke – 5
One day, Santa saw a young deer with a glowing nose of red…he smiled at him and waved to young creature. The deer dropped his bottle of gin and exclaimed “Oh Sh!t…it’s Santa!” And ran away. Santa rubbed his beard and shook his head. “I think I’ll call that one Rude-off.”
Kids reindeer joke
Who are the world’s best hit team? Santa’s reindeer. They know who has been naughty or nice.
Reindeer sunglasses joke
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party? Because he didn’t want to be recognized!
Reindeer Joke – 7
Q. What does Santa call the reindeer with no eyes?
A. No-eyed-deer!
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