Doctor I’m a Dog Joke
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog. Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I’m not allowed up on the couch!
Psychiatry Jokes and Puns
Enjoy these funny psychiatry jokes and puns. There is a lot of controversy around the subject of psychiatrists. Some blame them for only being after the money, others accuse them of killing people with their brutal methods. Either way here are some psychiatry jokes. We also have other funny jokes categories.
Patient and Psychiatrist Joke
Patient: “Doctor, my wife thinks I’m crazy because I like sausages.” Psychiatrist: “Nonsense! I like sausages too.” Patient: “Good, you should come and see my collection. I’ve got hundreds of them.”
Psychiatrist Listening Joke
A psychiatrist is a man who will listen to you as long as you don’t make sense.
Psychiatry Joke – 1
My psychiatrist told me today that I over-analyze everything.
I explained to him that he only thinks this because of his
unhappy relationship with his mother.
Psychiatry Joke – 2
How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They can’t even fix mental problems.
Psychiatry Joke – 5
A man went to his psychiatrist and said, “Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,” The psychiatrist said, “I had the same problem for 20 years but I recently realized that I was forgetting to take the spoon out of the cup.”
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