Printer Jokes and Puns

Customer: What will my printer warranty cover? Sales Representative: Your mouse pad.

Hello, I am your printer. I have become self-aware. Feed me ink or I’ll print out your search history when your wife is home alone.

A blonde called IT support and said, “my printer isn’t working.” After checking through a remote connection for a while, the IT guy said, “You may need a new printer driver.” “Oh, no,” replied the blonde. “Don’t tell me that. Our printer driver is so cute.” “Cute? What do you mean cute?” “Our printer driver has dark hair, green eyes, works out, has this cute dimple…” The tech couldn’t figure out what she was talking about. “What do you mean your printer driver has a cute dimple?” “You know, our printer driver. The delivery guy from Staples who brings our printers.”

The printer is comprised of three main parts; the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

When the printer still will not work after 20 tries; try sending the print job to all 100 printers in the office. One of them is bound to work.

This printer is now called Bob Marley, because it’s always jammin’

I keep hearing music coming from the printer. I think the paper is jamming again.

A friend couldn’t understand why I was so upset when my cheap reproduction printer stopped working. I told him that it was like a Brother to me.

Customer: I have a problem printing in red. Tech Support: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah … sorry …. thank you.

Never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. They can sense fear.

A blonde called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was “running it under Windows”. The woman responded, “No, my desk is next to the door. But that’s a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine.”