Casino Poker Joke

Casino Poker Joke

“What is the difference between praying in a casino and in a church?” “In a casino you really mean it”

Poker Joke - 1

Poker Joke – 1

Did you hear about the redneck who brought a bag of frozen French fries to a poker game?
Someone told him to bring his own chips.

Animal Poker Joke

Animal Poker Joke

Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle? Because there were too many cheetahs.

Funny Poker Joke

Funny Poker Joke

A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth for poker,” said the friend. “I’ll be right over,” whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “Oh yes, quite serious,” said the doctor gravely. “In fact, there are three doctors there already!”

Poker Joke - 2

Poker Joke – 2

What is the biggest difference between a church and a poker room?
In a poker room, you really mean it when you pray!

Poker Joke - 5

Poker Joke – 5

A blonde girl playing free roll was taking her time and playing very slow. The timer was started and she still could not take a decision how to play the hand. Her friend asked her with surprise, “What is going on? Why aren’t you playing?” The blond girl replied, “I am playing! I am just slow-playing aces!”

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Blonde Woman Poker Joke

A blonde woman was on a girls’ weekend in Las Vegas. She stood in front of a candy machine, put in two quarters, turned the knob, and a candy bar fell out. She repeated the process, and again a candy bar fell out. Elated, she tried again as a man approached, saying, “Excuse me miss, what are you doing?” She said, “Hello! I’m winning here!”

Poker Joke - 8

Poker Joke – 8

A bum asks a man for $2. The man says, “Will you buy booze?” The bum says, “No.” The man says, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum says, “No.” So the man says, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”

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