Pizza Jokes and Puns

What did the parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella? Sorry mate, I’m just too mature for you!

What did the angry customer give the pizzeria owner? A pizza his mind.

My local pizzeria has just made the world’s largest pizza base. I’d like to see someone top that.

Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Hillary Clinton ordered pizza delivery for the White House. The Pizza guy, wanting to do an especially good job with the president’s pizza, asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. Hillary Clinton responded, “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”

How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate pizza long before it was cool.

What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song? Slice, Slice, Baby.

Why did the man want to enter the pizza business? He wanted to make some dough.

I called a local pizza place the other night and said, “Do you do takeaways?” They said “Yes”, so I said “what’s 23452 minus 345?”

Burnt my Hawaiian pizza. Should have used aloha temperature.

What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you? It’s slice to meet you!

Warning! Pizza will make your clothes shrink.