
Silly pizza cheese joke
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella? Sorry mate, I’m just too mature for you!
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What did the parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella? Sorry mate, I’m just too mature for you!
My local pizzeria has just made the world’s largest pizza base. I’d like to see someone top that.
Hillary Clinton ordered pizza delivery for the White House. The Pizza guy, wanting to do an especially good job with the president’s pizza, asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. Hillary Clinton responded, “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
I called a local pizza place the other night and said, “Do you do takeaways?” They said “Yes”, so I said “what’s 23452 minus 345?”