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What does a pirate do after he eats?
He Farrrrrrrrrrrrts and Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrps!
Why should pirates work for FedEx? They have the fastest ships in the shipping business.
Q: Why was it so hard to call the pirate on the phone?
A: Because he left the phone off the hook.
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
WHAT’S THE WORSE NIGHTMARE FOR A PIRATE ON A BLIND DATE?
A sunken chest with no booty.