Pirate Jokes and Puns

What has 8 arms and 8 legs? Eight pirates!

What does a pirate do after he eats?

He Farrrrrrrrrrrrts and Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrps!

Why should pirates work for FedEx? They have the fastest ships in the shipping business.

Q: Why was it so hard to call the pirate on the phone?
A: Because he left the phone off the hook.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!

WHAT’S A PIRATE’S FAVOURITE SONG?
Gang-plank style

WHAT’S THE WORSE NIGHTMARE FOR A PIRATE ON A BLIND DATE?
A sunken chest with no booty.

Q: What is a pirates favorite doll?
A: Barrrrrrrrrrbie.

Q: Where do pirates go for their haircuts?
A: To the barrrrrber.

Q: What was the pirate’s favorite U.S state?
A: Arrrrkansas

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg!

Why are pirates called pirates? Cause they arrrrr.