Party Jokes and Puns

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the party can always find you.

My daughter wanted a Cinderella-themed party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with!

I just threw a housewarming party for the people next door. Well, I called it a housewarming, the police called it arson.

Whose Christmas parties are full of screams?
Answer: Dracula’s.

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
Chick to chick!

I used to be able to party all weekend. Now, one night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery.

Party in the backyard (unless you are a cop, then there is no party, move along)

What song the guests generally sing at Eskimo’s Christmas party?
Answer: Freeze a jolly good fellow.

How can you make Santa run during the Christmas party?
Answer: Get an angry bull that fears of red color.