Electricity Joke - 3

Electricity Pun

My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice making factory.
Now they’ve gone into liquidation.

Onion ring proposal joke

Onion Ring Joke

My girlfriend had tears in her eyes when I asked her to marry me.
Probably because I proposed with an onion ring.

Tomato Joke - 7

Funny Tomato Joke

Q. What’s the difference between knowledge and wisdom?
A. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Snail Joke - 6

Snail Joke – 6

Why did the shy snail drink?
To come out of his shell!’
Why did the other snail drink?
Because he was an alcoholic!’

Funny Sexist Joke - 28

Funny Sexist Joke – 28

MOVIE RATINGS EXPLAINED: G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The good guy gets the girl. R: The bad guy gets the girl. X: Everybody gets the girl!

Funny School Joke - 7

Funny School Joke – 7

A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy.” The mother asked, “What did you do?” The boy replied, “I hit him with my purse!”

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