Electricity Joke - 3

Electricity Pun

My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice making factory.
Now they’ve gone into liquidation.

Funny School Joke - 7

Funny School Joke – 7

A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy.” The mother asked, “What did you do?” The boy replied, “I hit him with my purse!”

Tomato Joke - 7

Funny Tomato Joke

Q. What’s the difference between knowledge and wisdom?
A. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Snail Joke - 6

Snail Joke – 6

Why did the shy snail drink?
To come out of his shell!’
Why did the other snail drink?
Because he was an alcoholic!’

Funny Sexist Joke - 28

Funny Sexist Joke – 28

MOVIE RATINGS EXPLAINED: G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The good guy gets the girl. R: The bad guy gets the girl. X: Everybody gets the girl!

Funny Math Joke 2

Funny Math Joke 2

Son: Dad, it’s so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees.

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