
Here are funny owl jokes and puns. These owl one liners will make you and the kids laugh. Also, check out our other animal jokes. Enjoy!
Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl – and one night, an owl finally called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the
conversation.” Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in interspecies communication, his wife had a chat with her next door neighbor. “My husband spends his nights … calling out to owls,” she said. “That’s odd,” the neighbor replied. “So does my husband.”
Why does the owl go whoo when you look at them? Because they are wondering whooo you are.
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like an Owl sitting next to him. “Are you an Owl?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The Owl replied, “Well, I liked the book.”