Owl Jokes and Puns

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Hoo. Hoo who? You talk like an owl!

Why are owls good at playing Call of Duty? They are always sHOOOooting!

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl – and one night, an owl finally called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the
conversation.” Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in interspecies communication, his wife had a chat with her next door neighbor. “My husband spends his nights … calling out to owls,” she said. “That’s odd,” the neighbor replied. “So does my husband.”

My pet owl will soon turn 180. He’s not old, he just has a bad neck.

Q: What is a birds favorite Beatles song?
A: Owl you need is love.

What did one owl say to the other owl? Happy Owl-ween!

I’ve been thinking about you…Owl night long.

Q: Why did the Owl invite his friends over?
A: He didn’t want to be Owl by himself.

How long does an owl go trick or treating on Halloween? Owl night long!

Why does the owl go whoo when you look at them? Because they are wondering whooo you are.

How did the owl feel when it flew into a haunted house? Owlkward!

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like an Owl sitting next to him. “Are you an Owl?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The Owl replied, “Well, I liked the book.”