Math Joke About Onion

Math Joke About Onion

After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker’s boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, “If you had 4 onions and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” Quickly he replied, “If it was you who asked, I’d still have 4 onions.”

Doctor Office and Onion Joke

A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, an onion in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.”

Viola onion joke

Viola onion joke

What’s the difference between a viola and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a viola.

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Long Onion Joke

One day two onions, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured onion called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured onion was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured onion, “I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through.” “The bad news is that he’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life”.

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