Onion ring proposal joke

Onion Ring Joke

My girlfriend had tears in her eyes when I asked her to marry me.
Probably because I proposed with an onion ring.

Apple and Onion Joke

Apple and Onion Joke

SHE—”They say that an apple a day will keep the doctor away.”
HE—”Why stop there? An onion a day will keep everybody away.”

Carrot and Onion Joke

Carrot and Onion Joke

GRIFFIN: What did the carrot say when the onion told a sad story?
BEN: What?
GRIFFIN: “Stop! You’re making me cry!”

Cheese and onion joke

Cheese and onion joke

I was out driving the other day and I spotted two packets of cheese & onion crisps walking down the road. I said, “Do you want a lift”. “No thanks”, they replied, “We’re Walkers”.

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Two Onions Joke

One day two onions, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured onion called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured onion was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured onion, “I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through.” “The bad news is that he’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life”.

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