Funny one liner joke

Funny one liner joke

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Bikini one liner joke

Bikini one liner joke

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body… men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

One liner party joke

One liner party joke

At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

Really funny one liner joke

Really funny one liner joke

Only a genius can say these four words out loud four times without stuttering:
Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed.
Congratulations, you are now a genius.

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